The Crusher

The Crusher is a beloved famous esteemed professional celebrity athlete, comedian, ex-politician, footballer, thief, rebel, soldier, boxer, wrestler, bandit, philanthropist, therapist, high-kneeser, scoliosite, beefophobe, hip twister, ball kicker, grape hoarder, gossip sponge, ketchup slurper, disciple of frogs, enemy of wasps, and certified gamer. He was originally seen as little more than a dough ball who always got in the way, but things have changed in the number of years since then, and he's had his fair share of attention among the press. Apparently he was convicted for selling rotten tomatoes at a market a millennium ago. He is the leader and most documented member of the Boisterous Four.