The Crusher

The Crusher is a beloved famous esteemed professional celebrity athlete, comedian, politician, footballer, thief, rebel, soldier, boxer, wrestler, bandit, philanthropist, therapist, high-kneeser, scoliosite, hip twister, ball kicker, grape hoarder, gossip sponge, ketchup slurper, disciple of frogs, enemy of wasps, and certified gamer. He was originally seen as little more than a dough ball who always got in the way, but things have changed in the 15 years since then, and he's currently a hot topic among the press.