The Crusher
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The Crusher is a beloved famous esteemed professional celebrity athlete, comedian, politician, footballer, thief, rebel, soldier, boxer, wrestler, bandit, philanthropist, therapist, high-kneeser, scoliosite, hip twister, ball kicker, grape hoarder, gossip sponge, ketchup slurper, disciple of frogs, enemy of wasps, and certified gamer.
