Lanky Kong
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Lanky Kong suffers from a severe lack of style and grace. However, he makes up for this with his face, which is rather amusing. He has the capacity to handstand whenever the need arises, as well as a willingness to stretch his arms out for the sole, selfless purpose of your amusement. His abilities also encompass inflation of his own body, very similarly to what balloons are primarily known for. Despite being somewhat mentally insane, he has a thorough enjoyment of melodic performances.