Eeyore the Iowan Goat
From Fanonpedia
| Eeyore the Iowan Goat | |
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| <add Redneck Kong-like graphic here> | |
| First appearance | Earth (real world, 199?) Fanonpedia (fictional media, 2023) |
| Gender | Male |
| Species | Human |
| Age | Mid-20s |
| Date of birth | ??/??/199? |
| Hometown | His desktop computer within his bedroom |
| Nationality | White |
| Occupation(s) | Gaming |
| Friends | The RPG Gamer, DarkMatterMan4500 |
| Enemies | Shigeru Miyamoto, MediaWiki updates which mess up the interface |
| Likes | Platformers, wikis, gaming in general, rap-metal |
| Dislikes | Discord, karens, modern pop music |
| Abilities | Dropping paragraphs of wiki text like freestyle without rhyme |
| Weapon of choice | Keyboard and mouse
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Bawitdaba (retired alias: Results May Vary, often shortened to RMV, and even less often Limp Bizkit) is a real-world gamer known for creating several wikis with at least some connection to Mario or Donkey Kong, even if it is a loose one (e.g. a wiki on Square Enix). He has not yet made an avatar of himself, but has envisioned one bearing a resemblance to Redneck Kong.
Trivia
- Bawitdaba's love for rap-metal gave him a tendency to name himself after things relating to it:
- Results May Vary is the name of a studio album from Limp Bizkit.
- Limp Bizkit is a rap-metal band fronted by Fred Durst.
- Bawitdaba is Kid Rock's breakout single and one of Results May Vary (the person)'s all-time favorite songs.
