Jelfonzo

“Forsooth, but fashion flourishes or fails on its fundamentals.”

—Jelfonzo

Jelfonzo doth be the pristine jellyfish and keeper of Ye Olde Cloth Shoppe, situated hither in Inkopolis Square. Prithee attain a level of 4 prior to thine entry unto his shop, lest his tentacle wouldst thereby be forced to turn thee hence. His body cloths doth be worn in their finest gloss upon he who acquiesces to the sufficient exchange of coin. The style of Jelfonzo, of contrast against his manner of speech so attain'd from texts that might date to antiquity, hath ever been held in high regard by the youth, that "fresh" may be the term with which they might address it. Shouldst thou doubt the sale ability Jelfonzo doth carry, come to bear in thy knowledge his father's identity: 'twas a foul, fair day when, within the confines of Inkopolis Plaza, what shouldst occur but the reproduction of Jelonzo, that Jelfonzo did splitteth from him in most sudden manner. Shouldst thou still hold doubts, prithee comprehend the decimation of the competition that did occur upon Jelfonzo's most triumphant, unprecedent'd entry into the card tournament that is of Inkopolis. Hark, thou art in a most extraordinary jellyfish's presence. Know thy place, peasant.