Eeyore the Iowan Goat
Bawitdaba (retired alias: Results May Vary, often shortened to RMV, and even less often Limp Bizkit) is a real-world gamer known for creating several wikis with at least some connection to Super Mario or Donkey Kong, even if it is a loose one (e.g. a wiki on Square Enix). He has not yet made an avatar of himself, but has envisioned one bearing a resemblance to Redneck Kong, but with red overalls.
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First appearance | Earth (real world, 199?) Fanonpedia (fictional media, 2023) |
Gender | Male |
Species | Human |
Age | Mid-20s |
Date of birth | ??/??/199? |
Hometown | His desktop computer within his bedroom, somewhere in the USA |
Nationality | White |
Occupation(s) | Gaming |
Friends | The RPG Gamer, DarkMatterMan4500 |
Enemies | Shigeru Miyamoto, MediaWiki updates that mess up the interface |
Likes | Platformers, wikis, gaming in general, rap-metal |
Dislikes | Discord, karens, modern pop music |
Abilities | Dropping paragraphs of wiki text like freestyle without rhyme |
Weapon of choice | Keyboard and mouse
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For a short while, Bawitdaba ran something called "Miraheze Gaming Services," but decommissioned it, as well as shelved the wikis, due to potential inability to manage open communities on so many of them. Many of the wikis he created with his vision in mind, which would make it mostly a personal project, whilst Fanonpedia was designed with an open community in mind.
Trivia
- Bawitdaba's love for rap-metal gave him a tendency to name himself after things relating to it:
- Results May Vary is the name of a studio album from Limp Bizkit.
- Limp Bizkit is a rap-metal band fronted by Fred Durst.
- Bawitdaba is Kid Rock's breakout single and one of Results May Vary (the person)'s all-time favorite songs.