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Ever since his beloved cat died at the very end of 2023, Eeyore the Iowan Goat fell into depression, his metal playlist became heavier than ever, incorporating death metal for the first time. Eeyore the Iowan Goat directly named himself after [[wikia:slipknot:Eeyore the Goat|Eeyore]], a now-deceased goat appearing on the cover of Slipknot's ''[[wikia:slipknot:Iowa (album)|Iowa]]'' album. Although Eeyore the Iowan Goat has no direct spirit animal since his cat's death, he has found solace with the goat himself.
Eeyore the Iowan Goat always grew up in liberal areas. There was one point where he tried to rebel against this by being a right-winger in the early 2020s, hating radical feminism and other forms of woke. However, he has been proudly liberal since 2023, hating all of the dishonesty and hypocrisy from the right, the neo nazis, and their homogeneous conflation of the left to make
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**Bawitdaba is {{wp|Kid Rock}}'s breakout single and one of Results May Vary (the person)'s all-time favorite songs.
*"Eeyore the Iowan Goat" is the first username without any connection to rap metal, but rather standard nu metal mixed with death metal.
*Eeyore the Iowan Goat has partially disassociated himself from Kid Rock's and Fred Durst's catalog due to their support of Donald Trump and [[Elon Musk]] respectively. He still loves their music the same.
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