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Ever since his beloved cat died at the very end of 2023, Eeyore the Iowan Goat fell into depression, his metal playlist became heavier than ever, incorporating death metal for the first time. Eeyore the Iowan Goat directly named himself after [[wikia:slipknot:Eeyore the Goat|Eeyore]], a now-deceased goat appearing on the cover of Slipknot's ''[[wikia:slipknot:Iowa (album)|Iowa]]'' album. Although Eeyore the Iowan Goat has no direct spirit animal since his cat's death, he has found solace with the goat himself.
Eeyore the Iowan Goat always grew up in liberal areas. There was one point where he tried to rebel against this by being a right-winger in the early 2020s, hating radical feminism and other forms of woke. However, he has been proudly liberal since 2023, hating all of the dishonesty and hypocrisy from the right and their homogeneous conflation of the left to make it seem as if all of them are woke. Some of Eeyore the Iowan Goat's favorite public figures now include [[Bill Gates]], [[Barack Obama]], and [[Joe Biden]]. However, Eeyore the Iowan Goat's favorite president is the one from his childhood, George W. Bush, and he at one point even posted Bush's iconic presidential portrait on his user page somewhere, hoping to raise wiki morale to the way it was in 2007.
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