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|friends=[[The RPG Gamer]], [[DarkMatterMan4500]]
|acquaintances=[[Hewer]]
|enemies=[[Shigeru Miyamoto]], MediaWiki updates that mess up the interface
|likes=Platformers, wikis, gaming in general, various subgenres of metal (rap metal, groove metal, thrash metal, some death metal too)
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Ever since his beloved cat died at the very end of 2023, Eeyore the Iowan Goat fell into depression, his metal playlist became heavier than ever, incorporating death metal for the first time. Eeyore the Iowan Goat directly named himself after [[wikia:slipknot:Eeyore the Goat|Eeyore]], a now-deceased goat appearing on the cover of Slipknot's ''[[wikia:slipknot:Iowa (album)|Iowa]]'' album. Although Eeyore the Iowan Goat has no direct spirit animal since his cat's death, he has found solace with the goat himself.
 
Eeyore the Iowan Goat always grew up in liberal areas. There was one point where he tried to rebel against this by being a right-winger in the early 2020s, hating radical feminism and other forms of woke. However, he has been proudly liberal since 2023, hating all of the dishonesty and hypocrisy from the right, theirthe increased membershipincrease of neo nazis, and theirthe right's homogeneous conflation of the left to make all of them appear woke. Some of Eeyore the Iowan Goat's favorite public figures now include [[Bill Gates]], [[Barack Obama]], and [[Joe Biden]]. However, Eeyore the Iowan Goat's favorite president is the one from his childhood, [[George W. Bush]], and he at one point even posted Bush's iconic presidential portrait on his user page somewhere, hoping to raise wiki morale to the way it was in 2007.
 
Eeyore the Iowan Goat was raised in a Christian family. He is partially agnostic and partially Christian. He used to identify as more of a Christian, but right-wingers and nazis ruined the religion for him badly. Eeyore the Iowan Goat feels that having a complete Christian faith would leave him more vulnerable to religious manipulation. He hates the racism and antisemitism in the Bible, sobut remains fascinated by the wide global appeal of the religion, including for himself. Basically, Eeyore the Iowan Goat he'sis on more of his own faith journey. He stopped attending church in late 2022.
 
==Trivia==
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**Bawitdaba is {{wp|Kid Rock}}'s breakout single and one of Results May Vary (the person)'s all-time favorite songs.
*"Eeyore the Iowan Goat" is the first username without any connection to rap metal, but rather standard nu metal mixed with death metal.
*Eeyore the Iowan Goat has partially disassociated himself from Kid Rock's and Fred Durst's catalog due to their support of Donald Trump and [[Elon Musk]] respectively. He still loves their music the same.
 
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